Haitian Hauler
a busted up, pre-2000 j-panese sedan, usually with dents and scuffs from multiple low speed parking lot collisions in which air bags did not deploy. generally maroon or granny gray in color, with air-pocket effect rear window tint. haitian haulers are distinct from other old j-panese ghettomobiles because of their optional rear view mirrors and taillights hanging by their power cords.
that haitian hauler just scuffed up my car going 2 miles per hour. how did he not see me.
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