haizley love adventure, excitement and freedom. haizley are clever, quick-witted and unusually adaptable. haizley are capable of doing anything they wish for
they are loyal friends and eventhough you are having a bad day they just ignore it and joke to help you feel better.
just be quiet, haizley!
man, why you so salty? are you a pretzel?
the state of being afraid that you’ll get your period i was crying and eating so much last night, i’ll be perinoid for the whole day.
the one that noobs say when they killed a newb or newbie. noob:omfg ho1y cr4p, i fr3aking 607 a newbkill
- nagel bagel
when a guy puts his p-n-s through a bagel hole and then f-cks girl. once the guy finishes he then has to eat the bagel. “dude i nagel bageled this girl last night and it tasted pretty good!”
- pepper sh*t sneeze
this is the act where a b-tch-sl-t scratches her b-m (collecting sh-t) sniffs her fingers, sneezes on you or your belongings, rubs it in/off leaving a sh-t mark on you. jake said “amy, want to not pepper sh-t sneeze all over me you b-tch-sl-t”
- flap fold
creases in the skin, generally found in larger, obese individuals, that entrap dried skin, seb-m and sweat, to create a cheesy, odiferous, sm-gm-. generally is not noticeable until a fat, flap fold is pealed back. roger went hogging and picked up a chick at the bar and took her home. he was pounded her good […]