Haji-Mart
the haji-mart is the corner store where you can get your 40’s, lotto tickets, smokes, and some other odds and ends. they are almost always run buy someone of indian origin, like apu on the simpsons. schenectady is the original home of the haji-mart. it’s their #1 export to the world.
apu (in almost indecipherable indian accent)”h-llo and welcome to my haji-mart, what can i do for you today? we have a special on colt 45 today, and our hot dogs are now almost 75% r-ct-m free”
the one-stop-shops run by local national aafes subcontractors in iraq. they sell most everything that the px doesn’t, and are your number-one source for cheap local souvenirs and hajii vision dvds.
oh man, i forgot haji mart is closed on fridays. where will i buy my pirated dvds and cheap perfume?
a convenient store run by those of middle-eastern or indian decent.
“let’s go to the haji mart real quick to get a dutch”
a convenience store and/or gas station owned by anyone of middle eastern or indian ethnicity.
i’ll be right back, i’ve got to run down to the haji mart and get some chips and soda and fill up the car.
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