Hakimism
also known as the ero religion for the naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of hakimy.
the one and only g-d of hakimism is, ironically, hakimy. now known as the blue pirate king, hakimy never stopped being a pervert. his perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.
well known and faithful followers of hakimism:
daina – the queen of hakimism. hakimy made her his wife with the help of the “caveman style” s-x.
notice: she can read minds. beware the nosebleeds!
amateratsu – avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and tsunade
gerikayra – a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession
tishy – the perfect blond; big b–bs = happiness; the master of ramirez; yaoi + yuri = bliss
joana – bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as mojo jojo, the evil monkey
slim – the playboy with no face; a member of team -ss; likes to strip when drunk
uncle ramirez – has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he’s a good boy; eats industrial quant-ties of pie
kris – well known pedophile; currently mia, probably in china getting illegal p-rn
shinigami – otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7
when a hakimist sees a girl he/she immediately thinks threesome.
the best example of a hakimism follower is the character jiraya from the naruto anime series
also known as the ero religion for the naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of hakimy.
the one and only g-d of hakimism is, ironically, hakimy. he never stopped being a pervert. his perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.
well known and faithful followers of hakimism:
amateratsu – avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and tsunade, the newest follower of hakimism.
gerikayra – a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession, she is a proud hakmism follower.
tishy – the perfect blond; big b–bs = happiness; the master of ramirez, the youngest follower of hakimism.
joana – bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as mojo jojo, the evil money
uncle ramirez – has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he’s a good boy; eats industrial quant-ties of pie, he can never spell hakimism correctly though.
kris – well known pedophile; currently mia, probably in china getting illegal p-rn, apparently all in the name of hakimism.
shinigami – otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7.
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