hala wanker
refers to a tw-t with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports real madrid but isn’t even spanish
whats his opinion on that player ?
doesn’t matter, hes a hala w-nker
did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?
of course not mate i’m a hala w-nker
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