Halal


permissible, allowed according to islamic law, which is based on holy qur’an and hadith (traditions of prophet muhammad). the opposite is haram, or prohibited. may refer to food or actions.
1. some muslims eat kosher food when a halal option is not available.

2. there is disagreement among muslim scholars as to whether music is halal or haram.
an acronym for having a laugh at life. it can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. it is more fun to say and shout out loud than the “lol”.
joe- “sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl’s p-ssy.”

sammy- “who’s?”

steve- “oh, you know.”

joe- “krystal’s.”

kevin- “halal”
1). plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the islamic way is called ‘halal’ or ‘halal meat’.
2). muslim peoples eat halal meat.
do you have halal food in this restaurant?

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