halalbeast


a fat muslim, usually from bangaladesh, who loves to play cod. he is good at school because he is terrified of his dad. he has a very small p-n-s as he likes to m-st-rb-t- at least twice a day, normally over his playstation.
aw that guy is such a halalbeast.

i’ve just sat at home on my ps3 all day, i feel like such a halalbeast.

‘my dad won’t let me go out’ ‘dude you’re such a halalbeast’

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