halava


n. a russian word for everything (food, drinks and other stuff), that a person can get for free. don’t mix with presents. usually, greedy and not very clever people like halava.

sometimes students ask g-d for halava during the exams they didn’t prepare.
-tomorrow tom has a party!
-cool, we’ll have lots of drinks and smoke! halava!

oh, i’m not prepared for the exam. please, halava, come to me!

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