Haldane
a place where education is essential, pr-nunciation is perfect, behavior is at its best, and achievment is antic-p-ted. and i have never lied soo much in my life. hahaha. haldane is a prison located in the projects of cold spring. school shootings occure once every 5 minutes and the percentage of making it through you first day at haldane is 1%.
haldane, worse then sing sing.
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a place where the world stands still and teachers and janitory prey on the innocent souls traped in this warp in the time sp-ce continuium the wild life there consisites of asbestos monsters flesh eating dust bunnys and the ever vicious sloppy joe which can be found preying on the bowels of students every second wendsday of the month
dude its a haldane out there, be careful
tiny school dominated by -sshole jocks in the hick village of cold spring. 800 people k-12 all in one building, baby! doesn’t get any worse than this.
haldane…there’s only one of ’em.
-ssociated with the word “gay” (not to be confused with s-xual orienatation)
haldane is so fc-king gay.
public bathroom
haldane central school district
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