Half a Tuffy
an erection. however, not at full mast. not flacid, not rock hard.
dolan: whadya do last nite fav?
fav: drank some single malt and hung out with kelly green.
dolan: i know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
fav: whaaa???
dolan: did you pound on her pelt?
fav: i wouldn’t call it pounding, no. i could only get half a tuffy. d-mn scotch.
dolan: happens every time.
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