half and half creampie
as you reach climax while having v-g-n-l heteros-xual intercourse you dump half your s-m-n load into the v-g-n-, halfway through -j-c-l-t-ng pull your p-n-s out of the v-g-n- and quickly insert it into the -n-s where you deposit the rest of your s-m-n load, thus creating the half and half creampie.
christy :”omg mark!!! you feel so good inside me! i want you to come inside my p-ssy and -ss! give me that half and half creampie.”
mark ” agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh”
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