Half-blind date


the date that occurs when you’re too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.
“hey, how was your date the other day?”
“it was ok. the guy ended up being pretty cute!”
“i thought you gave him your number?”
“i was pretty drunk at that party. it was a half-blind date.”

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