Half-Cheek-Squeak


a fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the b-tt cheeks together. however, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown b-tt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. also causing it to be way funnier/more embar-ssing.
-dude, tom leaned over in cl-ss today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. it sounded like someone opening a balloon!-

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