Half-Day Tony


a person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. typically goes to lunch, never to return.
“where’s the new guy? didn’t he go to lunch… like 2 hours ago?”
“uh ohh, he’s not coming back is he? don’t tell me another one’s done a half-day tony?”
“f-ck.”

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