half-friend


when you set your privacy settings on facebook to not include tagged pics, access to your wall, etc for a select group of people. your aunts, uncles, little cousins, (insert anyone you don’t want seeing incriminating photos of you or stalking your sh-t) keep joining facebook and you have no choice but to friend them… you can at least half-friend them to minimize stalking, ridicule and generally being a bad influence.
“i can’t believe aunt viv joined facebook, now she comments on every photo and every status update, it’s getting annoying. as if i needed her knowing i ‘ended up puking in a bush’ and was crazy drunk last night. my friends left that little anecdote on my wall and she commented ‘you got some splainin to do’ ugh.”

“you should have half-friended her like i did, she can’t see sh-t on my profile.”

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