Half Lincoln
when you are trying to give someone an abe lincoln (dropping a load on a girls chin, spreading it from ear to ear and sprinkling it with fresh cut pubic hair) but for some reason you can’t complete the task.
ie; lack of pubic hair or girl wakes up after load is shot.
jay: “yo bro, i went to bust out the abe lincoln on that sk-nk i brought home last night, but the b-tch pulled back and wiped her chin after i dropped my baby batter. just another half lincoln.”
kevin: “you sneaky son of a b-tch, haha. don’t worry man, there is always next time. i recommend keeping a bag of cut p-b-s on the nightstand to avoid any delay.”
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