half lobbed
being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard p-n-s or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who’s consumption of sh-llfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of s-xual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of -ss destruction.
i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !
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