Half-n-Half Save
while drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. – half of your attention is on the child, half is on your half-n-half.
lifeguard 1: chit-chat
lifeguard 2: chit-chat
(child falls in pool)
man: “dang!” (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. half-n-half still in hand)
(man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)
woman: “you saved my drowning child!”
grandma: “thank you sir! you pulled a half-n-half save”
man: huh?
grandma: “you saved your half-n-half while saving my granddaughter. half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your half-n-half!”
man: “no problem-o”
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