half pincer


a term used by “hannibal” smith as a euphemism for a frontal -ssault. used by the a-team in nearly all engagements.

a “pincer” maneuver involves a force splitting into two and attacking the enemy from both sides, thus a “half pincer” logically means the force attacks the enemy from only one side.
hannibal – “now, the plan is your basic straight-on surprise hit-n-run attack. if anything goes sour, we split-up and rendezvous at the drop zone. got it?”

ba – “this ain’t much of a plan, hannibal.”

hannibal – “are you kidding? it’s a cl-ssic! it’s your half pincer movement inside a guarded perimeter. tried and true, ba!”
an intricate play used in games such as american football, hockey and checkers. involves forming an enclosure around a player to force him/her into submission. favoured by mrs. doubtfire, transvest-te nanny, and saint jackolas, checkers icon.
st. jackolas “man, check my bad-ss half-pincer on macaulay, mrs. d!”
mrs. doubtfire “ooh very nice dear!”
macaulay “please let me go home now.”

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