Half Pump Chump
defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. usually -ssociated with buff guys or gym rats.
bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?…what a half pump chump.
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