Ukrainian Waterslide
when you spank off in a chic’s -ss crack. once her sh-tter is full of your baby batter, one gets a running start and jumps on her legs, with a raging b-n-r. your meat missle misses going in her -sshole and pushes your c-m up onto her back as you slide forward leaving her back in a frothy whitewater mess.
megan said she wanted something different not wanted to take megan’s -n-l virginity, hal gave megan a ukrainian waterslide. hal slid off and hit the coffee table. the next day he was in a neck brace.
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