Half Retard


a person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as madd jester.
i think fred’s a half r-t-rd, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his b-m.
someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so godd-mn stupid.
there are alot of half r-t-rds on this site. so how about instead of b-tching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.

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