half ryan


a ‘half ryan’ is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. a half ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. it is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a half ryan in process while understanding the number of f-cks you’re currently giving while doing so.
“dude, i said half ryan. trust me, you never go full ryan…”

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