half stock
anytime the p-n-s is only partly erect. often used sarcastically when there is no abnormal blood flow down below.
“did you just see how fast she ate that hot dog?”
“yeah, she just gave me a half stock”
semi-erect or semi-flacid. however you want to look at it… i choose semi-erect, as that seems more positive.
“man, i’d f-ck that sh-t out of that b-tch, but i’m halfstock.”
when you’re half way down from an erection. contrast to half mast being half way up to an erection.
i finished f-cking her and now i’m half stock.
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