half tank wank


the name provided to those who dont refuel the company car, failing abide by the half tank rule, despite having an abundence of time on a nightshift to refuel!
kris was nightshift last night driving about in the company car and failed to refuel when it reached half a tank to the detriment of his colleagues. kris is therefore a “half tank w-nk”

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