Half Term Hangover
when you go back to school or college after a half term or holiday and you can’t listen or learn to what the teachers are telling you because you’re not in the educational state of mind yet.
guy 1: did you catch a word of what mr. price just said in our last lesson?
guy 2: nah man i have a major half term hangover.
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