hambagel
1. noun–a situation that requires creative use of available resources; a precarious situation.
2. noun–a statement that is hilarious in its obsurdity.
3. noun–a bagel, exclusively filled with ham.
4. verb–to screw something up because of incompetence.
5. alt. hambagler–one who causes a hambagel.
1) with sweat dripping from my brow, i smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of tp, but i found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.
2) ben: “i’m sorry, but i really liked the gi joe movie.”
basil: “hambageler!”
3) “dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that i can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?”
4) “the chicago cubs really hambageled the h-ll out of that game.”
5) “you are such a hambageler, leeroy.”
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