half-woke


when you somebody wakes you up and you know you ain’t had enough sleep yet cause everything is all blurry and stuff doesn’t make sense yet.
i wuz sleepin on the train and some b-tch b-mped into me and when she said sorry i ain’t understand her cause i wuz half-woke.

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