half your age plus 7
half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.
person a: is 20 years old.
person b: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
this relationship is not creepy because person b’s age is greater than 17.
person a: is 30 years old.
person b: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
person b’s age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.
therefore date someone who’s age is at least half your age plus 7, or you’re creepy.
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