halfapple
half·apple
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scr-t-m, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an apple.
1)
lyle: “dude, you hear what happened to skyler?”
bethany: “oh sh-t dude, the f-ck happened?”
lyle: “malfunction down at the shop. took a belt sander right in the halfapple.”
bethany: “f-ckin’ a dude. he ok?”
lyle: “f-ck if i know. trish found his plums under the chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all f-cked up and sh-t.”
bethany: “fuuuuuuck dude.”
lyle: “yeah no sh-t.”
2) when sheila leaned in and saw the veritable army of crabs scurrying throughout topher’s winterbush, she threw up chinese food on his halfapple.
3) gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby’s stubbly halfapple.
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