Halfords Hero
n.
motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a f-cking coal scuttle.
“hey look, bill” said harry, “some halfords hero’s just gone and wrapped his car around a lampost”
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