Halfsharkalligatorhalfman
mr. gerbik, the dangerous 208 year-old uncle of dr. octagon aka kool keith
halfsharkalligatorhalfman
it takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
the water plows while dragging two hundred and
fifty pounds on your back… the crocodile’s teeth
are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through
skin. during all the hours the somber lay in the water,
but are unable to penetrate the deer’s tough hide.
the crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the
end, give up the struggle.
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