halpen
(n./v.) its the prediction that two morons are gonna comment on a status with pointless meanings to what they are saying.
originates from teenagers from georgia, particularly atlanta.
this is said in place of “happen” but used as a comical term for others to make fun of misspellings.
sometimes bad things halpen so that you can appreciate the great things later to come.
i wish that my status would remain “un-halpened.”
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