Halftrack Fever
intense love for amos and martha halftrack. shown most notably by bryant hollifield. one major symptom of halftrack fever is going crazy when marty is seen in a bathrobe or when amos wears his uniform. this is an intense disease. the only way it can be cured is loving them even more.
marty: have a nice day, dear. hope you don’t get halftrack fever!
amos: oh, put your robe on. i’ve already got halftrack fever.
marty: (kisses amos) i know. you’ve had it for 53 years. there’s something about me you love.
bryant: its the robe. he loves it when you wear that thing! even i do. see, there’s magic in that thing.
amos: yes, you definitely have halftrack fever. you can’t get enough of grandma marty in that robe. or me in my army suit here. (he leaves)
bryant: hey, you want to get all cuddly? this halftrack fever is really working now.
marty: sure! we’ll cuddle all day, honey. amos is completely gone now. (she kisses bryant) there’s just something about me and you that i love. and its not just the robe. its the halftrack fever. gooey, sweet, cuddly. you rock!
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