ever f-ck an asian girl who just didn’t know when to leave the next day?
solution: the halifornia roll. take her to wasabi house for some sushi and promptly get the f-ck out of there. problem solved.
“dude… i brought chung li back from the bar last night and she was still at my place at 3pm today. had to give her the halifornia roll.”
- the mother effect
when a girlfriend smothers and subjugates her boyfriend by taking the roll of his mother. leaving the boyfriend to act like a child and grow immature. the boyfriend then is often found craving the attention of the “mother” (girlfriend) causing a dependent and unhealthy relationship. because hannah has used “the mother effect” on her lover […]
hoe tinder user, will sleep with guy for food stop being a jahina. if you are going to be a jahina leave the premises.
a group of kangaroos there are a metric sh-t ton of kangaroos in that kangacrew a large group of kangaroos -sees a group of kangaroos- “hey look! there’s a kangacrew!”
a n-gg-r ninja hey stole my purse like some nigato
- lets actually go boys
a person getting hype over a fifa goal or something sick lets actually go boys, what a goal