Hall Salad
famously available in any number of varieties, sizes, and degrees of freshness, the hall salad may be found on discarded room service trays on the hall floors of most hotels – – usually late in the evening. common ingredients are: lettuce, tomatoes, cigarette b-tts, onions and straw wrappers.
steve: “hey baby, instead of going out for a bite, let’s head up to the 3rd floor and see if we can find a hall salad or two.”
carol: “steve, you cheap b-st-rd. last time i had a hall salad, i nearly gagged on a soggy piece of used kleenex.”
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