Halle Tarvin
halle tarvin is beautiful. amazing. she will just want to make you happy. although she may be clingy at times, she’ll always love you. if you leave her, you’ll crush her. she’s a genius and can make anyone laugh. she has the most beautiful and big eyes you’ve ever seen. the perfect smile and teeth. she’s been hurt and may take a while, but she’s worth it. she’s curvy and just great. she’s a country girl that hates country music and curly hair. if you ever get a chance to date her, you’d be the luckiest guy i know.
boy 1: “she’s so perfect”
boy 2: “who? halle tarvin?”
boy 1: “yeah man, how’d ya know?”
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