hallelujah
hallelujah means to praise g-d. it is considered the highest praise by some chistians, and litterally means “let us praise g-d”.
hallelujah is also sometimes considered halleluyah, because thats how its pr-nounced, and because g-d’s names are “jahova” or short form “jah”, or “yahwah”, or a short form “yah”, which composes the ending of the word.
praise the lord, hallelujah!
used to praise the lord.
hallelujah! praise g-d!
used to express joy, praise and thanks.
man 1: hey man, i just got a raise at work!
man 2: hallelujah dude!
hallelujah
hallelujah is the greek mode of spelling the hebrew words, which are translated “praise ye jehovah.” notice hallelu”jah” ends with jah. jah is a shortened form of jehovah.
most people have no idea that when they say hallelujah they are actually saying “praise jehovah,” the name for the hebrew, muslim, christian g-d. hallelujah appears in the christian greek scriptures and is a good example that first-century christians used the divine name.
hallelujah ——because our lord g-d, the almighty, has begun to reign!
it’s supposed to literally mean “praise the lord” which is one of the dumbest things i have ever heard. it’s like saying “let’s pet the dog” or “let’s bake that cake.” actually, the only thing that sounds stupider than hallelujah is “come let us adore him”.
two guys went to heaven and started screaming “hallelujah”.
g-d walked up to them and said, “ok. go on, praise me then.” the guys started…
guy1: g-d, you’re so cool
guy2: g-d, you’re so amazingly funny.
guy1: yeah. i love your sense of humor.
guy2: not to mention how nice you look.
guy1: like really man. what a crazy-ss haircut.
guy2: i wish i was like you, g-d.
guy1&guy2: (sigh)
g-d: that’s so sweet! thanks guys.
1. interjection used by obnoxious “christians” to give the impressions that they really weren’t asleep throughout the service.
1. as the hymn started, the preacher’s wife awoke saying, “hallelujah,” just before she nodded off again.
1. an expression of joy or praise when a slow half wit finally cottons on to the painstaking obvious.
2. expression used to signify having achieved a particular difficult lay.
1. hallelujah, give the boy a bannana!
2. “did u do er? hallelujah!
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