hallgerd
a name derived from icelandic sagas.
a woman who is capable of magic and innated with superior animal wisdom.
contrary to popular belief, she does not consist the capability of influencing all animalia species actions, she is in fact only capable of influencing the actions made by the subfamily cricetinae. the subfamily contains about 25 species, cl-ssified in six or seven genera, whereas the hamster is one of them.
helga: why are my hamsters acting so weird lately, and have a sort of silence gathering meeting every night?
claus: probably because hallgerd, the ruler of the subfamily cricetinae, is building an hamster army to take down the human species.
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