hallmalarky
when a conversation becomes too mushy for comfort.
“you know, before we all head back home, i just want to say i’m really happy we all became friends this summer. it’s been amazing.”
“yeah this really has been the best summer of my life. i’m closer to all of you than to friends i’ve known my whole life.”
“really, i am so grateful for having you all in my life. you’ve given me gifts i’ll take with me always. i hope we stay friends forever.”
“now i know the meaning of true friendship. you are all so precious to me, each of you is a perfect diamond, and together we are a shimmering diamond ring.”
“alright, enough of this hallmalarky… let’s smoke a bowl and fire up the x-box.”
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