Halloweenie


the awkward b-n-rs most guys get on halloween because of all the sl-tty hoes
that hoe dressed like oprah is given me the weirdest halloweenie i’ve ever had.
a person who loves halloween above all holidays. halloween is their christmas, easter, valentines and st.patrick’s day all-in-one. of course this person probably dresses mostly in black, could be kinda scary themselves until you get to know them, makes cool props, decorates their yard and home like a haunted house and has no problem coming up with the most creative and original costumes ever to show up at a party.
(definitely an interesting person to know in my humble opinion!!)
“my neighbor is a huge halloweenie! his yard looks like night of the living dead every october!”
someone who dresses up as someone/something based on an arcane cultural reference that no one would get, for the sole purpose of showing off how much of an intellectual they are
guy1: so who are you dressed as?

guy2: i am dressed as

guy1: uh…

guy2: its from . i can’t believe you have never heard of it.

guy1: dude, you are such a halloweenie
someone who breaks up with their significant other on halloween so as to avoid the holiday season and its attendant familial obligations and gift giving.
“look, i just don’t think this is going anywhere and i really don’t want to suffer through thanksgiving with your family nor do i want to waste $100 on a present for you. sorry to be such a halloweenie.” ~ what i wanted to tell my last boyfriend
1.someone too scared to go trick-or-treating.
2.someone too scared too decorate for halloween (multibal resons).
3.someone who is brave enough to go trick-or-treating,but only gos to so meny houses becouse some of the houses have too meny scary decorations.
wow!your such a halloweenie!

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