Hallucinating
when you see something that is not there.
one day, a child went for a walk and saw a unicorn, of course he was hallucinating. he tried to take a ride on a unicorn but he smacked into a wall.
that kid was a fail. he had been smoking granola bars. he was only 12. oh my. he lost his virgity to a fire hydrant.
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