hallucinutting
when you need to -j-c-l-t- (or ‘bust a nut’) so bad that you start hallucinating erotic images around you, much like a mirage.
tom: yo, i was in this super long -ss meeting the other day, and i needed to bust so bad i started hallucinutting near the end!
paul: what? i thought that was just a joke?
tom: nah, bro. i was totally seeing hot strippers on my desk and sh-t!
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