halo hands
a series of unsightly abrasions to the hands and wrists as a result of frequent contact with a hard surface such as a wall or floor. commonly found in people with short tempers or halo 3.
bob: “dammit dude i died again!!” (smashes ground)
jimmy: “you should really learn to control your temper: your hand’s lookin pretty bad”
bob: “yup, the doc says i got halo hands and theres no known cure… now shut the f-ck up and let me play!” (dies again)
bob: (towards tv monitor) “you f-cking f-ggot, i was arguing with this deuche sitting next to me!!!”(pounds tv monitor)crunch!!!!….
bob: oh f-ck, i broke the tv. i’ve really gotta get some help for this.”
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the extreme stiffnes resulting from a full day playing halo/halo2/halo3. results hands which appear claw like
d-mn i was playing all yesterday man. ive got the f-cking halo hands
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