Halo Mullet


a person with a traditional mullet, but fails to come to grips with the fact that they have a 8 inch diameter bald spot on the upper posterior portion of their dome.
fred: d-mn, chuck has had that same hairstyle since high school.
ralph: i know, well he’s so close to retirement, he might as well keep it.
fred: yeah, but isn’t he embar-ssed by that big bald spot on the back.
ralph: oh, the halo? no, that’s a part of the halo mullet.
fred: yeah, chuck has always been a great innovator.

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