Halteman


the last name of a someone named dorian. usually like to eat, and are large in size. love to play video games, and are addicted to p-rn and woman with big t-ts. usually a cheater, has no boundaries. and doesn’t know how to call, only text. he is known for smoking weed and making inappropriate jokes. usually do unwell in academics. is known for being a womanizer and taking long showers and sh-ts. insecure and not willing to talk about feelings. all talk and no game. i love you.
“did you see that kid dorian halteman?”
“yeah he’s such an -sshole?!”

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