Ham Canyon
a stretched out v-g-n- after childbirth.
d-mn that girl had 5 kids. i bet she has a ham canyon down there.
a b-tt crack. the canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.
“i was scrubbing out ol’ ham canyon when i found a quarter back there!”
noun. 1)a virgina, p-ssy, c-nt, gash, that has had years of pounding, and has developed quite a canyon!! the “lips” cl-ssify as the ham. 2) a stage that the virgina has reached in its life. next stage would be the full out “meat curtains” (see deli-meats). “roast beef sandwich no bread!! 3) a dirty wh-r-, that has f-cked a lot of big c-cks and foreign objects
when in such condition, usually the term “ham canyon” will get longer (lips) by the f-ck!!
if it wasn’t for that chicks monsterous “ham canyon”, we would or never gotten the shot of her “moose-knuckle” (i.e. camel toe) also (see monster hanging lippage)
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