Ham-pants
1) one who wears pants made of ham.
2) national ham-pants day.
3) a stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.
1) pants made of ham or subst-tuted by stuffing ham into the pants.
2) the day for wearing ham-pants. (sunday 2nd july)
3) “f-ck off captain ham-pants, you’re not actually the captain of this ship!”
a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat t-tties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants
nice hampants!
you know , after ten years on the net i still dont know what hampants are.
hampants are not clothes made out of skin, i think.
those hampants smell good, can i have a bite?
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