Ham Rattle
noun: a woman’s flesh hole with which she jangles one’s man meat.
verb: the act of getting one’s member shaken and stirred by a woman’s hatchet wound.
noun: her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.
verb: steve and amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.
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