ham sandwich


a caucasian female that is less appetizing when compared to an exotic banquet.
dave walked in to a fine asian banquet, only to pull a ham sandwich out of the back pocket.
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“when a female’s inner l-b– are longer than the outer l-b–, giving the v-g-n- the appearance of a ham sandwich.”
“i ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. know what i mean? -wink wink-”
dark liquor shot ( the bread)
light liquor shot (the ham)
dark liquor shot ( the bread)

they are taken dark light dark conescutively and after the partic-p-nt finishes all three shots they throw their arms in the air and yell “hammmmm sandwich”

they then need to convince somebody else to do a ham sandwich to p-ss on the t-tle.

“ham sandwich”
“what’s that mean”
“it’s a drink, now you have to do it for questioning” -pours drinks and makes person drink them-
slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they’ve shot. prevalent in new orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of hurricane katrina. (seen on pbs’ frontline)
my partner used to carry around a ham sandwich to pin on some poor f-cker they might shoot down.
‘hood term for a cadillac fleetwood brougham, with ‘ham’ being taken from the word brougham.
“…back in the day i tossed hoes in the back of my ham sandwich.” -mac dre
a gun/weapon planted on a suspect by a police officer.
the lt. said to give him a ham sandwich.
a groupie.
the band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.
refers to a comment by:
former chief judge of the new york state court of appeals- sol wachtler in 1985–
about the overreaching ability of district/state’s attorneys to achieve indictments before grand juries.
-in new york state, the supreme court is the lowest, the appellate division is next, and the court of appeals is the highest.
–seven years after, he was indicted for s-xual har-ssment and stalking… but i digress
“even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich.”

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